Exercise In Patience Master T-Shirts

'I DID work out today, doc. Sitting all afternoon in your waiting room was a real exercise in frustration!'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

Women

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

Snail crossing

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

Road work next 15 years.

'He was a physician, but because of all the difficult patients he gave it up and became a veterinarian.'

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

A knowledge of where the fish are likely to be located can save hours of frustration.

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."