Exercise In Caregiving Gifts

'At least now he sleeps through the night.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

Medical personnel give their hearts

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

"Did you remember my mints?"

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

Duel in a wheelchair.

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

NHS recruitment.

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

'We all have trade-offs in life, Mrs. Quigley. I wanted to be a bartender.'

"It's our latest targets...We have to do twice as much with half the stuff in a quarter of the time!"

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

"On the other hand, his bedside manner is impeccable."