Exercise App Aficionados T-Shirts

"You exercise with your phone?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"It's true: no more burpees."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Ready for a run!

Cyclist Flamingoes

"Speed reader...?"

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

Taking goldfish for a walk.

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

Body Building

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

The Remote Olympics

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

'That's our group plan.'

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

"At least you made it into the hallway."

Reasons to avoid training No. 2453

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

"You have to start exercising. Running your mouth, skipping breakfast, and jumping to conclusions doesn't count."