Executive Suite Superhero Pillows

While You Were Out

In basket-case.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

"I believe we're done here...we've covered all out butts — I mean bases!"

"With great power comes great, great stress."

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

'Johnson, I want you to track down the source of these rumors that we are going to be moving south of the border.'

"I've simplified our work process!"

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"It's that man who's determined to see you, sir."

Working mother

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

' I'm sick of having to use this pigsty!..What does a guy have to do,to gain access to the executive wash-room in this company?! '

"I'm sorry - Mr. Streetwise is never in."

CEO (Out to lunch).

"They don't make superheroes like they used to!"

"That's where everyone started getting sick of me."

"The workers feel a disconnect with your leadership style."

'I love being a rich executive so please don't let me get so bad that I won't be suspended with pay.'

"Another tiny victory in my never-ending quest for fun."

"See how quickly he solves problems? We need more like him."

Batmanager

"Hello, dear. I had a very busy day at the office, grabbed a bite on the way home, and brought home some work which I'll do in my study. See you in the morning. Good night."

"Thanks for saving our business again accountancy man."

"We want someone who can multitask. During our interview I'd like you to fill out those forms and have a physical."

"Mr. Nunworth ... Hysterical crying on line 1 ... Livid on line 2 ... "

'I'm contributing to the national happiness index.'