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"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

'Frankly, we keep you around for entertainment value.'

'I know my resume makes me seem overtrained, but I really wasn't paying attention.'

"If this project doesn't pick up speed, I'll be bouncing off the walls."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

'Not exactly what I meant by job creation.'

'Here's the CEO - Chief Egotistical Official!'

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

CEO.

Glyndebourne

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"We got the cactus account!"

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

'I must be getting old. I remember when I could smell fear clear across the other side of the building.'

"California has always been too big for its britches."

Landing That Tough Account

'See if you can get them to flambe the check, too.'

Pottery Slam

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

Mirror Solves Problem of Down Trend in Sales 'Problem solved, J.B.'

Roller Coasters