Executive Entertainer Prints

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

'Frankly, we keep you around for entertainment value.'

'I know my resume makes me seem overtrained, but I really wasn't paying attention.'

"If this project doesn't pick up speed, I'll be bouncing off the walls."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

'Not exactly what I meant by job creation.'

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

'Here's the CEO - Chief Egotistical Official!'

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

Glyndebourne

CEO.

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"We got the cactus account!"

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

'I must be getting old. I remember when I could smell fear clear across the other side of the building.'

Landing That Tough Account

Roller Coasters

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

"Pardon my glove."

Pottery Slam

"Hear me out. Batman - again."

"California has always been too big for its britches."