Executive Confidence Seeker Prints

"Will they hate me if I talk?"

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'My last comment appeared to be inviting feedback. Do not be fooled.'

Unrealistic expectations tend to lead to disappointment. . .

Ego Increasing School

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

"Those are wonderful insights jack but we're, Looking for actual ideas."

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

How Gary got his groove back.

"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

"Well, if I can't get an increase based on merit, how about one based on the cost of living beyond my means?"

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

PEP TALKS!

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

"Shouldn't be long before we're at the top."

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

'See you next week, if I'm still in the job.'

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?!

'You can't do anything right. What you need is confidence.'

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

"I enjoyed your request for a raise. I've seldom read a more aspirational document."

"I always feel fat when we play in Los Angeles."