Executive Empathy Explorer Prints

'It's lonely at the top, Miss Jones. Come in and give me a cuddle.'

"I give and I give but all they see is take."

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Postwar is hell."

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Large Emoticon Collider

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'