Executive Empathy Explorer Prints

'It's lonely at the top, Miss Jones. Come in and give me a cuddle.'

"I give and I give but all they see is take."

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Postwar is hell."

Relationship Warning Lights

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Large Emoticon Collider

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

Two Rages Passing in the Night

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.