Executive Confidence Seeker Mugs

"Will they hate me if I talk?"

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'My last comment appeared to be inviting feedback. Do not be fooled.'

Unrealistic expectations tend to lead to disappointment. . .

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

Ego Increasing School

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

"Those are wonderful insights jack but we're, Looking for actual ideas."

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

How Gary got his groove back.

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

"Shouldn't be long before we're at the top."

PEP TALKS!

"Well, if I can't get an increase based on merit, how about one based on the cost of living beyond my means?"

'See you next week, if I'm still in the job.'

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

'You can't do anything right. What you need is confidence.'

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?!

"I give and I give but all they see is take."

"I always feel fat when we play in Los Angeles."

"I enjoyed your request for a raise. I've seldom read a more aspirational document."