Executive Privilege Seeker Mugs

"That's the beauty part, when you buy an island the sharks come with it."

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

"Executive shoeshine and bald head buff, sir?"

'It's lonely at the top.'

"It's that man who's determined to see you, sir."

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

"Unfortunately, Whitcomb, I am suffering from compassion fatigue."

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

"Not bad! ...For a duck."

"Patel confirmed"

' I'm sick of having to use this pigsty!..What does a guy have to do,to gain access to the executive wash-room in this company?! '

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

'The accountants can wait, Tell them I'm tied up in a meeting with representatives from Pomerol Pommard,'

"It helps me stay focused on what matters most."

"Remember when 'The sky's the limit' was something we wanted to hear?"

"I've got a lot on my plate right now. For starters, I need to sharpen my pencil, refill my coffee and get a new comb."

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

"How do you like being on the board of directors, Wilkins?"

"Ms Curtis, see if you can find out why my office is so large"

'It's pretty common among cruising executives, Mrs. Johnson... we call it non-jet-lag.'

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

'I used to worry about becoming a big cheese in the company. Now that I'm a big cheese in the company, I worry about my cholesterol.'

'But RG, you can't be a big fish in all the big ponds...you can only be a big fish in your big pond.'

Who is this man and what does he do?

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

'We can't let the total lack of profits impact bonuses.'

"I heard the boss had a nicer company vehicle than us, but I didn't realize how much nicer."

"Yes, I'm working from home today..."

"You. You. And you."