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'Since I retired as CEO, I haven't won a single game.'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

'Our Board of Directors are really very fickle!'

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'I appreciate recognition...but pats on the head are demeaning.'

'I tried to warn you, Fred. As the economy goes, so goes the corporate culture here!'

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"All those in favor of eroticizing our annual report 'aye.'"

Big desks take time.

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Sinking sales

Businessman at the deep end.

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

"You must understand that my total confidence in this plan of yours depends strongly on one's definition of the words 'total' and 'confidence'."

"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..."

Maps to all the corporate trap doors for sale here!

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

Fight on the top

"Now I don't want to alarm you, but are you familiar with the term 'On the scrapheap'!"

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

"Actually, there is such a thing as a stupid question, and you've just asked it."