Executive Brainstormer Gifts

"Today's meeting will be endless, with a half-hour break for lunch."

'Now that I have your attention...'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Apples for sale

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

Innovative

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

'My last comment appeared to be inviting feedback. Do not be fooled.'

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

"Those are wonderful insights jack but we're, Looking for actual ideas."

Think Tank.

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

Fountain pen coming out of a man's head.

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

New Ideas in Business.

"What kind of crazy management scheme is this?"

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"What's the big idea?"

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

'Frank, we need you to come up with an idea who's time has come.'

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."