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"Tia Carmen, can I join your Wise Latina League?"

Back to school.

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

Time-of-the-month club.

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

Party Party!

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'Watch out -she goes for anything in trousers.'

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

Nerd night at the club.

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

"Welcome to our private banking group."

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.

Cybergoths.

Two tired men on a train - 'Clubbing or parenting?'

Members only.

The first rule of Mime Club is: You don't talk about Mime Club.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

I shall now unveil my first great experiment in exploitative capitalism. Oh joy. Institute for Capitalist Exploitation. Beneath this sheet is an extraordinary creation. I give you … The new cafe exclusive VIP premier executive best customer reward card. Available to anyone who pays $9.95 a month for membership. Fine print: Includes no benefits.

Cat attending mouse nightclub.

Lap Line-Dancing Club

This club is for members only

'That's the last time we lie about our ages and go on a Club 18-30 holiday in Corfu...'

My latest invention is genius. It's an affinity card for our best customers. That's not a new idea. Airlines, rental car agencies, hotels … They all have loyalty programs where you can earn discounts and special treatment. Spare me. Ours has a way better name: The Cafe Exclusive VIP Premier Executive Best Customer Reward Program. And we don't trouble customers with confusing discounts and benefits. All hail the VIP premier cheapskate.