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"Do you have a reservation?"

'Hey! This club is for members only!'

La Table

Garrick club. Men's men only.

This club is for members only

"I often mistake a twenty pound note for a membership card."

"It costs how much to join?"

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Pole Vaulting Club

The Croucho Club

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'

Bumbles bounce

'I don't like to carry ID.'

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

Fight Club.

'Convention time in the liar's club.'