Exchange Rate Explorer Gifts

The Crippled Euro

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Great Chinese Dynasties

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

'So far you have enough to smell a rose or two, but not enough to come to a complete stop and smell the roses.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

Exchange Rate.

My First Bitcoin.

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

"Good God! Has the dollar fallen that far?"

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

"Last week you taught us about inflation, so I have included that in my calculation."

Japanese economic policies advocated by Shinzo Abe.

Brick and Mortar

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

The Tobin Tax.

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

'The dollar is down, so he's worshiping the Euro.'

'It's 10pm, does anyone know how much the U.S. dollar is worth?'

"I got rich through hard work." "Whose?"

"Don't forget — it's good to give, but even better to get back."

Three businessmen looking up at the euro wobbling on a tree waiting for it to fall

"I know you wanted to go to Paris, Dear, but Spitzbergen has a GREAT exchange rate!"

Brexit and the pound

Middle Eastern Crisis.

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

Devil-may-care loans.

'Good grief, Martha...surely I can slump into a little grouchiness occasionally.'

"Once upon a time, gold was 60 pounds an ounce."

'All these conferences look the same.'