Examinations T-Shirts

'He still hasn't got the hang of it.'

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

Examinations

'First the sprouts, now the city...'

"I'm not happy with the Judgement Day result - I'd like a re-mark."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Exam Room.

'How will I know when my number's up?'

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

"Ruddy teachers are up in arms again about the English marking. . ."

"If there's an evacuation plan for tornadoes, why isn't there an evacuation plan for tests?"

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Well, well, well...'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Sigmund Freud.

Nervous Oral Testing

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

GCSEs

Grade 2 Cellist

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"We thought this was more realistic."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'