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'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'I really crammed last night.'

'They've all tested positive for stress.'

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Burning the midnight oil.

'It's not his fault Miss! He's been awake all night worrying about the exam!'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Waiting for the results.

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"I don't get it. If it's an aptitude test, why didn't they let me use my apps?"

'An actual History lesson is set for June...'

"Turn off your cell phones and your GPS's."

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

'I wish you wouldn't keep saying 'It's all starting to add up'!'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

'Think she'll give any points for Herculean effort?'

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'Final exams are easier if you think of them as exit polls.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I have to cram for a paleontology exam tonight.'

"Don't you have a big test tomorrow?"

"I'm failing 16th century British History, so now I have to get a Tudor."

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."

'I'm calling my one remaining 'life line'.'

'I've just failed an important essay. Maybe it was a mistake to text it to my english teacher.'

"If you hadn't given me such a bad grade on the last test, I wouldn't be so stressed out about this one!"

'Captain Cook made six voyages and was killed in one of them. Which one was it?'

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'