Exam Week T-Shirts

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

State U. He procrastinated and is now trying to do all the work for his middle English literature class in a couple of days. "Canterburied," is he?!

Exam panic.

Pull and all nighter...

Computer Room.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Exam

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Nervous Oral Testing

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Evil Exams!

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good luck with all the revision...

Grade 2 Cellist

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

GCSEs

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Super Student

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"