Exam Coach Mugs

"Dad, when I leave high school, I want to get a job and help support the family."

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Ethics exam cheater.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Burning the midnight oil.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"I AM at my usual position."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'I really crammed last night.'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

The best PE teacher in the World.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Personal conker trainer.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

Good luck with all the revision...

The Other Cooperstown

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'