Exam Coach Prints

"Dad, when I leave high school, I want to get a job and help support the family."

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Ethics exam cheater.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Burning the midnight oil.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I AM at my usual position."

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

The best PE teacher in the World.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Personal conker trainer.

Good luck with all the revision...

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

The Other Cooperstown

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Let's go over our secret play.'