Exam Coordinator Mugs

'An actual History lesson is set for June...'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Ethics exam cheater.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

"We thought this was more realistic."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"How'd I do on the test?"

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

'Columbus might not have sailed over the edge, but I did.'

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

The Aisle

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'