Exalted Professional Mugs

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Butterfly Woman

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Loyalty Award

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

"I want to work from home!"

'They're a very successful family.'

Professional woman in pub

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

Work Life Balance

"Office of quality assurance"

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.