Exalted Professional Prints

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Butterfly Woman

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

I feel better than ever physically but I'm totally obsolete at work. In life 60 is the new 40. In the workplace 40 is the new 60.

Loyalty Award

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'They're a very successful family.'

"I want to work from home!"

Professional woman in pub

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

"Office of quality assurance"

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'