Eternal Professionals Mugs

'But I'm not ready to retire!'

Cupid

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Sisyphus Sawyer

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

"We'll just skip over the part that says 'until death do you part' "

'Oh, it's about what I expected...I'm on hold for eternity to some tech rep in India.'

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

"I'm glad they had these nice robes for us, because my luggage didn't make it."

You're only as old as you feel!

"We met in Purgatory, and I think we're going to try to make it work long distance."

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

"And where do you see yourself an eternity from now?"

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

"Well WE have to be optimistic about the future - WE have to spend our entire lives in it."

'But on the positive side, our slide into oblivion has been a great learning experience.'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"Your call is very important to us. Please hold the line...for eternity!"

Eternal Revenue Service. Now I understand why you can't take it with you.

'Still no bailout for us, sir, but don't give up hope!'

Tickets. Game Today. Football is not the same up here. Buying a ticket from a scalper won't get you in --- You have to see Saint Peter to get through the gate. Need Ticket. The players literally fly around the field. And all penalties are forgiven. Are there any similarities to the game on earth? Yeah. When the officials review a close play, it takes an eternity!

"Nope. No mistake. You’ve been booked... forever."

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

Clancy: Footloose and Fiancee-Free