Eternal Investors Mugs

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

"You've spent the last 20 years in college. what made you stop hiding from the real world?"

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

"Eternity isn't so bad - as long as I can keep track of how my earthly investments are doing."

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

'Of COURSE we appreciate having someone with your expertise in mergers and acquisitions, but offhand I can't think of another corporation that would match up with ours.'

"It has yet to turn a profit."

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

Clancy: Footloose and Fiancee-Free

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.'

"It was a surprise. The college alumni solicitation letters never stop, even here!"

'I realize this might be carping but I never did live long enough to enjoy my IRA account.'

'Even after death you must pay a tax - the sin tax, , ,'

Old dogs and new tricks? It's all rubbish, you're never too old to learn! That's how you stay young at heart...

'He's back! He just couldn't stand the idea of the stock market going up without him.'

'It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is he died laughing before her could tell anybody.'

"How many more years of graduate school support do you need, son?"