Evolutionary Studies Mugs

"Say! You must be new around here!"

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Evolution Exam Results.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Evolution.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"We evolved from asteroids"

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."