Evolutionist Mugs

Evolution on the brink

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Evolution Exam Results.

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"I think we may be related!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Exit only.

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"Are we there yet?"

The Evolution Of Man.

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.