Evolutionist Mugs

Evolution on the brink

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

Evolution Exam Results.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"I think we may be related!"

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

Exit only.

I told you we were late!

"Are we there yet?"

The Evolution Of Man.

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'