Evolution Explainer Prints

Bird - Somebody told him he's descended from dinosaurs.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Admit it, we're lost."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Evolution.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

Exit only.

"We evolved from asteroids"

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'