Evolutionary Science Prints

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Evolution Exam Results.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

A day at the transgenic races

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Evolution.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

I told you we were late!