Evolution Debate Enthusiast Prints

"'Why am I up here?' you ask! Let me give you a tip, bro; walking on land is the only way to go, if you want to avoid extinction!"

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Oligarchy

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

Dialogue

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Skeptic Tank.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

I'm not making enough money to like you.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'