Evidence Gathering Pillows

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

National Everything Awareness Day

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Time for tea and friendship.

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Large print rock'n'roll section

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Groovy Baby

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

Party Time!

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers

Music Freak.

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

The Music Lover.

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"Same old crowd."

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

Frigid Cold

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'