Everyday Superhero Pillows

Mothers are Heroes

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

'Dubious Adult Superpowers'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Batman at the Maternity Ward

North Pole

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The Amazing Man-Spider

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"You've changed."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Keyworker

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."