Everyday Heroics Pillows

'Wasn't that Superman?'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Supermom.

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

Fathers are Heroes

"You have arrived at your destination."

'Whoa, wait! Don't pull him out! He's plugging the hole!'

Crashed Aliens - "Miss Fortnum, come in here immediately..and bring the first aid kit."

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

Lunch-Hour Highlights

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

'Dubious Adult Superpowers'

The Jerck Manual

Quick! To the Other Side of the Field.

"I'm wearing hospital scrubs and a stethoscope around my neck!"

'I realize working in the Complaints Department can be tough. But it must be a thrill to work with the public on a daily basis.'

Heroes

Intoducing Wonderman: the superhero for your everyday needs.

'You thought having 'flu would get you out of doing the dishes.'

Man Struggling with Taxes/Clothing/Medical/Misc/Food/Shelter/Education.

'I've got seamail.'

Mothers are Heroes

The Dad Great for Car, Home, or Office!

Little Known Superheroes:'Open-jar man', 'Get keys out of a locked car guy', 'Captain reach it for you' and 'Smell this to see if its going bad guy'.

America's Most Down-to-Earth Superhero: Self-Effacing Man

'Got it!'

The motherhood

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

NEWS: Handbag lady thwarts six armed robbers.

"Some of us are unsung heroes."

Activist in superhero outfit with a sign.

A middle-aged mid-level executive, middle class with a mid-size car makes a daring choice: 'I'll have the large size.'