Everyday Life Explorer Mugs

Kenwood Park

Subscribe to The Times? Girl Scout cookies? Donate to the food bank? Bob only needed a few items, but first he had to walk the Solicitor Gauntlet.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

"You have arrived at your destination."

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

"I told you never to call me here."

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

"Thanks Mum, but I prefer to use twitter to enlarge the microcosms of daily life."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

Desk of an urban farm manager

Danger Quicksand

Sorry, I don't play footsie on the first date. Neither do I. I guess that leaves rats.

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

How to injury yourself as an adult

Chair massages.

"I love talking to you about my problems. We should do a podcast."

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

How?

Proverbs for Real Life. When one door closes it's probably locked and your key is on the other side.

Olympic Diary: The London traffic snarl could not have happened at a worse time.