Evening In Pillows

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

9-5, 5-9

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

O Christmas Tea

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"I have dusk free."

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

"Maybe we should go to my place after all!"

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

Warning Wisecracks or good-natured barbs alcohol maybe hazardous to your health,

Early morning...later that night.

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

Summer - the temperature is higher and the days are longer.

"What kind of fear am I dressing for tonight -- trembling, quaking, or just some casual gibbering?"

"One for you, one for me, and one for the gnats that will be joining us shortly."

Feng Shui classes / How to say Feng Shui Classes

'I had a wonderful evening and I'm really sorry Ed's still looking for a parking spot.'

"I actually just made plans for tonight."

"Normally I'd agree that sitting in front of a roaring fire one a cold winter night was wonderful...but you don't have a fireplace, Norman."

"Didn't you give watching the news before bedtime?"

"Evening in classes"

"Too late. I already put the TV to bed."

'No, the job doesn't pay a lot but,as long as I have enough to spend my evenings in the pub, I'm happy.'