Evening Plans Pillows

"What kind of fear am I dressing for tonight -- trembling, quaking, or just some casual gibbering?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Dating is so expensive...

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Funnel of Love

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

scrabble love

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

Restaurant in the Strand.

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"We'll go out for a quiet candlelight dinner, slowdance on the beach to the music of Barry White, then make love in a warm, cozy bed!"

Romance

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."

Romantic Frogs