"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"
Evening In Planner Prints
Decorate their space with art prints inspired by evening routines. Elegant, humorous, and thoughtful, these prints are perfect for celebrating the peaceful hours of a well-planned evening.
"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."
"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."
'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'
"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"
He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.
"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."
Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'
Dating is so expensive...
'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'
'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'
"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."
"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."
The Reaper's Arms
Funnel of Love
"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."
'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'
"It's a Haiku Dinner."
'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs
"What kind of biscuits are they?"
'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'
9-5, 5-9
"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."
Restaurant in the Strand.
"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."
"We'll go out for a quiet candlelight dinner, slowdance on the beach to the music of Barry White, then make love in a warm, cozy bed!"
Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.
"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."
Romantic Frogs
"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"
Romance
'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'
Couples Massage
"On your marks..."
Romance in Pink
Evening In Planner Prints Collection
Evening In Planner Mugs
Discover our range of evening in planner mugs, designed to make every sip part of your nightly routine with humor and style.
Evening In Planner Pillows
Our evening in-inspired pillows add a personal touch to any cozy corner, celebrating the beauty of winding down.
Evening In Planner T-Shirts
Explore our evening routine t-shirts, perfect for those who love to relax and unwind in creative, witty fashion.