Euthanasia Prints

Anything for a quiet death.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

The fate of the emigrant

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Dog Park

How about going easy on the carbs

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Dog Park / Cat Park

No littering...

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

The High Line at Giza

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

Sunbathing in the park

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"I told him we needed more string."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'