Eurovision Song Contest Prints

Eurovision 2021

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

High Five

'Rhea of the Year.'

The battle of the pianos.

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

'Usual Saturday night crap.'

'Congratulations on reaching the grand final, how does it feel to be the biggest loser of all time?'

"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

Lack of Euro Vision

"Is it yours?"

'I would have liked it better if Engelbert Humperdinck sang one of his own songs from Hansel and Gretel!'

Loreen-Euphoria-ESC in Baku

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

No soliciting - unless you're one of those sweepstakes

"Didn't make it home from the Eurovision party again this year, then...?"

'You are the unwisest man...goodbye.'

'We've won a free trip to the mountains.'

'HEYYY!! He's cheating!'