European Explorer Prints

Visitor points out Tower of Pisa is leaning. Official replies, 'I think that's always how it's been'.

Travel Scenes

Europe on $5000 a day.

'Tuscany, Tuscany, Tuscany...'

Europe

Boris promises to pursue a Brexit deal with OOMPH!

Gondolier

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

William Shakespeare

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Eurobonds Explained.

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

"Just in case you want to invest, I've got a great idea for a dot.com startup."

An Appreciation

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

As Seen On TV

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"I think I deserve more than a stub on Wikipedia."

"Leibniz, Boole and Gödel worked with logic. I work with logic. I am Leibniz, Boole and Gödel."

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"