Euro Explorer Prints

Uncovering the Euro

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Great Chinese Dynasties

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

You've Had Enough!

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

Russia Money Laundering

There is No Planet C

Baby rocks!

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

National Coffee Day

US dollar rising and falling.

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'