European Debates Mugs

Honest Boris

Schengen

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Mario Draghi

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'The Questioner'

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Difference of Opinion

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Trappist Monk Discord

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."