European Union Debater Mugs

Hard Border

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Honest Boris

"I don't think Dawson understands the concept behind the 'Talking Stick.'"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

Global warming debate.

The last word.

Approved Debate Questions

Yellow Vests

'My opponent hates cats.'

Debate Club Note

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

Election UK Leaders' Big Debate.

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

Why destroy Carthage? Just offer them coalition government!

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.