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European Debates Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone interested in European debates? Our collection features clever, humorous items that nod to Europe's political, cultural, and social discussions. Perfect for debate enthusiasts or anyone who enjoys European affairs, these products make a witty statement and spark conversation. Whether they’re passionate about policy or culture, find a thoughtful gift that celebrates their interest in Europe’s lively debates.
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
Schengen
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
"You're fired."
Opportunities in Coronatimes
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
Who will determine Venezuela's future?
Mario Draghi
'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'
"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."
We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds
'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'
The International and May Day Terrorism
"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."
"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."
"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."
'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'
'The Questioner'
"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."
Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.
Difference of Opinion
"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."
'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'
Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!
'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'
Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained
Trappist Monk Discord
"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"
Our Two Parties, Explained
"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"
"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"
European Debates Gifts Collection
European Debates Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate European debates—witty, insightful, and perfect for anyone passionate about Europe's discussions.
European Debates Pillows
Discover pillows inspired by European debates—comfort with a clever twist, perfect for their living room or study.
European Debates Prints
Browse our art prints that reflect the lively spirit of European debates—ideal for making their space thought-provoking and stylish.
European Debates T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for debate enthusiasts—wear your European interests with pride and spark conversations wherever you go.