Euro Skeptic Gifts

The ERG finally conclude their exhaustive research into Europe.

Nigel Paul Farage

Euro free zone

Diogenes and the Greek Crisis

Euro

The Euro - R.I.P.

Nigel Farage, the Secret King of England.

Mario Draghi

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

The burden of carrying the Euro.

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

'Whenever they discuss trickle-down economics, I have to go to the bathroom.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

How Trickle Down Economics Work

Euro Bait

'I've been in Washington for 30 years, and that's the biggest rathole I'VE ever seen!'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

'If America's economy is so bad how can we afford a billion dollars on presidential campaigns?'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

Euro fall...

The Eurozone Explained

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

Boris Johnson runs away from Brexit, England is out of the Euros and the Queen is not amused.

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

'Great speech on the future of the economy. You said nothing with great conviction.'

"I can't go on reading this. . . I'm scared to death!"

We lost money in every division, but through the magic of accounting, our Take A Penny Leave A Penny trays earned $46 million.

'In an effort to make our economic reporting and projections more accurate, our resident weatherman will be delivering the economic news.'

EU - Constitution

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'