Currency Skeptic Gifts

Euro fall...

The Euro? No, thank you!

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

Russia Money Laundering

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

'Whenever they discuss trickle-down economics, I have to go to the bathroom.'

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

That might not work, EU...

'I've been in Washington for 30 years, and that's the biggest rathole I'VE ever seen!'

Exchange Rate.

Euro against the Dollar.

'If America's economy is so bad how can we afford a billion dollars on presidential campaigns?'

The Euro.

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

US economy outperforms Europe.

Euro around the world.

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

Payroll Dept. My economic anxiety has less to do with the weak dollar than the week's dollars! (Published originally on March 14, 2008.)

We lost money in every division, but through the magic of accounting, our Take A Penny Leave A Penny trays earned $46 million.

US Dollar weakens.

Euro Struggling with Weights

The euro as a monster

'The big bang theory of creation.'

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

'Great speech on the future of the economy. You said nothing with great conviction.'

The private sector is a parasite on the economy.

Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank

'In an effort to make our economic reporting and projections more accurate, our resident weatherman will be delivering the economic news.'

"I'm leaning towards cake as the new global currency...but are you sure these are our best options?"

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

'The dollar is down, so he's worshiping the Euro.'