Euro-car Lover Pillows

All you'd expect in a British car!

Mario Draghi

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Cats on Board.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

Route 666

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

The burden of carrying the Euro.

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'