Euro-car Lover Gifts

All you'd expect in a British car!

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Mario Draghi

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Cats on Board.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Driverless cars rage.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

The burden of carrying the Euro.

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

Route 666

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'