Euro Aficionado Gifts

Euro Released

Greek Referendum

Schengen

Mario Draghi

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Mohamed Salah

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

The burden of carrying the Euro.

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

EU

2nd bailout for Greece by EU.

Euro Bait

The Eurozone Explained

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

Tsipras and Merkel

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

EU Polling Station

Boris Johnson runs away from Brexit, England is out of the Euros and the Queen is not amused.

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

"I can't go on reading this. . . I'm scared to death!"

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Catalonian Independence, Spain and the EU

Br... No Exit