Euro 2004 Gifts

View of English countryside.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

If you're happy and you know it...

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

Brick Salesman

Cookery Lesson.

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

"Then he slammed the door on me!" "Not the closing you were hoping for."

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

Sales Secretary

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

"Cooking Tip # 23: If at first you don't succeed, feed it to the cat."

'Guess how much I sold today?'

"We'll always hate Paris."

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"As you can see, it's pretty simple - just find the customer and make him buy."

'The old one fell apart.'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

"We would like to promote you, but that is why we're keeping you right here."

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'