Euro 2004 Gifts

View of English countryside.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

If you're happy and you know it...

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

Brick Salesman

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

Cookery Lesson.

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Then he slammed the door on me!" "Not the closing you were hoping for."

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

Sales Secretary

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

"Cooking Tip # 23: If at first you don't succeed, feed it to the cat."

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

"We'll always hate Paris."

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

'Guess how much I sold today?'

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"As you can see, it's pretty simple - just find the customer and make him buy."

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

'The old one fell apart.'

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

"We would like to promote you, but that is why we're keeping you right here."

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon